The Post Oak Hotel at Uptown Houston
As if a harbinger of pampering to come, the lobby of the Post Oak is fitted with a gleaming Swarovski crystal chandelier. The glamour continues in each guest room, all of which are absolutely enormous (starting at 526 square feet). Among the luxurious touches you’ll find: 500-thread-count Egyptian cotton bed linens, a marble bathroom with a deep soaking tub (plus Acqua Di Parma toiletries and plush, oversized Egyptian cotton towels for post-soak swaddling), and Technogym wellness racks (if the tricked-out 24-Hour fitness center doesn’t do it for you). Insiders book the 1,500-square-foot Post Oak Suite for a separate living space and kitchen, plus a prime red-tailed hawk’s view over Houston.
A 38-story tower complete with a two-level Rolls-Royce showroom, Deco-inspired outdoor pool, 7 restaurants and 20,000-square-foot spa.
Just a hotel. The property also maintains 20 residential suites for long-term stays (i.e. if you want to move in, and you will, you actually can).
If Beyonce came home to roost in her native Houston, The Post Oak would be ready for her intergalactic-level pampering. Among the experiences available here? Helicopter tours at sunset that take off from the hotel’s rooftop helipad (with bottles of bubbly, of course); curated shopping trips in a Bentley or Rolls-Royce; and private poolside tequila tastings or Champagne nights in the wine cellar.
Perched in a pink velvet chair at garden-inspired Bloom & Bee, a locavore restaurant just off the lobby, you’re feeling abloom yourself. Or maybe that’s the hibiscus margarita talking. “Waiter, more Kaluga Huso Hybrid caviar, please.”
Mastro's Steakhouse - Steaks, chops and an array of fresh seafood selections Willie G's Seafood - Seafood inspired by a passion for local, seasonal ingredients Bloom & Bee - Enjoy light sustainable dishes to hearty handmade pastas for breakfast, lunch or dinner Craft F&B - Southern craft food and brews H Bar - Fine spirits and exotic cocktails The Cellar - 30,000-bottle cellar with over 3,500 labels from nearly 23 renowned wine-producing countries